Know how I said that I was going to wait until I could savor this? Well, by the time I was leaving work, I had decided to print it out. I figured I was sure to want to read it again some time.......
So when I got to this:

In his mind, he could see Sirius, naked and utterly gorgeous, standing amidst the blinking lights as they flashed across his pale skin. "Moony," Sirius said, licking his lips, eyes dark with lust, gazing up and down in frank appreciation, "you're...

"...having a wank in my bed?"

It took him about three seconds to realise that the voice hadn't come from inside his own head. His eyes snapped open in horror and he froze, hand in mid-stroke, and swallowed around the painfully large lump that had suddenly lodged itself in his throat. He gawped at Sirius, standing just inside the doorway, trunk floating behind him and thumping him in the back as it tried to force its way—through him if necessary, it seemed—into the room.

And I gasped out loud, covering my mouth with my hand and turning red, I was on a bus from Manhattan to Joisey! Once I started cackling out loud, it's a wonder that I wasn't smothered! Talk about getting swept away by a story.....