Oh, my gosh, where do I begin. That was amazing. Remus Lupin aka the Werewolf and Sirius Black, the extremely forthright and potentially suicidal, villain-taunting love interest. And Tonks as his ass-kicking partner, who has been known to beat villains up with sacks of bricks? Perfection. You also gave me Emmeline Vance and a hilarious cameo from dear Kate Bishop, who is one of my favorite Hawkeyes. And Snuffles the rescue puppy/anniversary gift was adorable.
And the image of Sirius and James, sans one glasses lense, huddled under a shock blanket made me actually giggle aloud.
Plus, "You, me, nearest flat surface at a time and place of your choice. What say you?" – oh, Sirius. Such a romantic.

Finally, Remus's tea concoctions sound delightful. I think I need to move to this alternate universe and become their version of Nick Fury/Dumbledore (and now I'm imaging Dumbledore with an eyepatch).

Thank you so much, this was way better than I expected when I wished for a superhero AU!