And, as I have said many times, a prince is merely a cis-gendered male who comes from a place of great privilege and whose wealth is derived from oppressing the working class, colonialist actions, and exerting dominance over indigenous peoples. Is that really what you want in a husband?

Oh my goodness! I'm so glad I decided to go back and read this. The fractured fairytales were fantastic, but Rapunzel and her mother really take the cake. I love your sense of humor.