Yes! The evil mistletoe is back!
Oh, my god, Theo the Frog Pimp. I laughed so hard I cried. And Rapunzel's feminist mother, bless her patriarchy-stomping heart.
And I'm going to find a way to work "cease immediately thy tussle!" into conversation at least once a day.

You never fail to bring the Christmas cheer.

Now excuse me, I have to go reread it immediately.